Fav Buffy Quotes!!!
my fav quote would have to be... Spike: “Nice punch you got there. Let me guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower... you must be Faith.” Faith: “Oh, goody. I'm famous!” and Xander: Dammit! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!

haha those are good, but i say one of the best is Beer Bad episode Xander: And what did we learn about beer? Cave Buffy: FOAMY!!

lol, i love that 1 as well um... Willow: Oh my god, Buffy! Buffy: I know, they're gone. I guess we should chase them Willow: No, your hair! It's adorable! and Faith: “Please. Do you think I'm stupid?” Spike: “Well... yeah.”

My favorite comes from Cordelia Cordy: One of these days you're gonna wake up in a coma. It's hilarious!!! :D Oh, I call people this often too, and they always think it's hilarious too Anya: Idiot child!!

ha ha, that made me laugh "You were looking at my neck." "What?" "You were checking out my neck, I saw that." "No, I wasn't." "Just keep your distance, pal." "I wasn't looking at your neck." "I told you to eat before we left." -- Xander and Angel and... "Aww, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea... cup of tea... nearly got shaged... cup of tea??!!"

omg I love all these quotes!! hummm I always thought this on was witty: Buffy: I was regrouping! Spike: You were about to be regrouped into two different piles. and Anya: Capitalism. A free market dependant on the profitable exchange of goods for currency. A system of symbiotic beauty apparently lost on these old people. Look at 'em. Perusing the shelves, undressing the merchandise with their eye-balls. All ogle, no cash. It's not just annoying, it's un-American.

LOL, is there any Anya quotes that aren't hilarious???

A couple of my favs: Faith: "What are ya gonna do B, kill me, you become me. Your not ready for that...yet.." Spike: "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." Faith: "I hope evil takes mastercard." Xander: "I can't believe I just had sex..." Faith: "Shoulda been there B....Quite a ride." Spike: "I'm getting zero juic here, and I look like Elizabeth taylor." Faith : "Cheer up Liz, Willows spell doesn't work, it won't matter what you wear." Could go on forever.

ha ha ha, love them Sometimes it hurt more then we can bear.If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace..but we would be hollow..Empty rooms shuttered and dank.Without passion we'd be truly dead. --David Boreanaz "Angel" and I think you're just freaking out because you have to fight someone prettier than you. --Dawn, talking to Buffy about fighting Glory and Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore. --Spike, explaining his chip

I guess this doesn't count as a quote more of a scene but the whole conversation just cracks me up, especially with Gile's facial expressions and Spike's frustration over the whole explaining. I'm just going to differentiate Spike's convo with the others in red. Taken from "Weight of the World" Spike: You know Ben is Glory. Willow: You mean Ben's with Glory? Xander: With in what sense? Anya: Are they working together? Spike: No, no. Ben is Glory. Glory is Ben. They're one and the same. Anya: When did all this happen? Spike: Not one hour ago, right here before your very eyes. Ben came turned into Glory, snatched the kid and vanished remember? *silence* You do remember?.... Is everyone here very stoned? Ben! Glory! He's the doctor. She's the beast. Two entirely separated identity sharing one body. It's like a bloody sitcom. Surely you remember. Xander: So you’re saying, Ben and Glory.... Anya: .....have a connection Giles: Yes, obviously, but what kind? Spike: I get it. It's very crafty. Glory's work the kind of mojo where anyone who sees her little presto chango instantly forgets, and yours truly being some other than human stands immune. Willow: So Ben and Glory...... are are the same person? Xander: Glory can turn into Ben and Ben turns back into Glory. Anya: And anyone who sees it instantly forgets. Spike: *relieved* And the cupid doll for the lady. Giles: Excellent. Now..... do we suspect that there maybe some kind of connection between Ben and Glory? Spike: *sighs*

That's another good one... Buffy: (reading a note) Come to the Bronze at sundown or we make her a meal. Xander: They're gonna cook her dinner...let's just pretend I didn't say that. Not sure if that's exactly how it's said!

OZ 'So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity! 'And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants! CALEB 'You're the fire that makes people kill and hate. The fire that will cure the world of weakness. They're just sinners. You are sin. BUFFY 'Don't talk about the books again. You get all ... and sometimes there's drool.' i love these quotes i like the serious ones as well as the funny ones.

awww i LOVE monkey pants!!!!

My fav serious one is BUFFY: The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. one that kind of drives me nuts though is GILES: In the end we all are who we are. I get what he's saying but I don't like how he worded it. IDK I'm just weird I guess...but that's just who I am lol.

I agree, that giles quote is hard to get out of your mouth lol